Rankings: Fresher? Waterboy? Pop Tart? How do I get to be Balti King?

As an incentive to post more, I've set up a ranking system, whereby your post count imbues you with a title which increases with coolness the more posts you...erm...post!

0-10 posts - you are a mere Fresher
10-20 posts - you are a Waterboy
20-30 posts - you are a Bench Warmer
30-50 posts - you are a Super Sub
50-100 posts - you are a Man of Sheffield
100-200 posts - you are a Pop Tart
200+ posts - you are truly a Balti King

Old Boys are just Old Boys

If anyone actually manages to reach more than 200 posts then I may think up more categories or give them a personalised category...that or ban them as they need to spend less time on the internet and more time in the Gym (he says...)

Beard

Ban Matt Tindall from ever joining...

Good shout!

I think you can do that now I made you a moderator!