Sellens......

I've heard sellends touches little kids and enjoys it.

Ive also heard he massively avoided twat of the match on saturday for some epic catching.

The banter has begun between the only 2 who try! Tiss + beard feel free to join in!

lots of love

Spaniel

xxxxx

i heard sellens loved his paeds placement n is doin it for his option....

sellens?

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......!!!!!!!

Watch out freshers this saturday....Sellens really does like a cheeky fondle and with the age gap in our fancy dress he'll be even more keen on them....

Sellens?............
Sellens?............


WWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

Spaniel, you're not that old yourself mate so I'd watch out for my strayin hands!
Tissa, awful placement banter....sort it out
Webster, you're gay

I've heard that the theme for sat is coz matty clark has a weired fettish for men dressed as ladies, he likes the look of hairy legs in skirts, and Gaynor just needs an excuse to wear his thong - hope he's waxed his bikini line or matty will be all over him! I don't wanna see that......

waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

WHEYYYYYYYYY!

ive also heard tiss is scared of cross dressing (bad past experience in thailand) and wont be attending the social on saturday! x

i heard tiss is a massive bird gay WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

very scared now it appears i have the neighbour from hell living 2 doors down.


Iam also going to drop the Baby part of baby billy before he gets to keen and possibly invest in some better lock.

Sellens likes children as much as i like pigs

and porker loves his porkers.... eh webo?!

a porker, a paedo and about 50 cross dressers...........sounds like a wicked night to me, sat is gonna be awsome!

I've just scanned through the "emoticons" and this is monkey - that can't be ok surely?!

also busby- great profile pic mate!

sellens x

guys please try to stop yourself from gay behaviour this time during the social !! Especially you Rofe, I know I’m irresistible but you need to calm down !!! we don’t want to scare the freshers off !

Marcin your the biggest bender there, also bit worried about Marcin rapist tactics with the girls!!

Vintage paedo banter! I like!

jelous that I get some action action and you dont ? JEW ? (yes it is a racist comment ! )

in fact marcin whats that pose your striking in your profile photo?

ive also heard tiss is scared of cross dressing (bad past experience in thailand) and wont be attending the social on saturday! x

I heard tissa's scared of cross dressing since he got mistaken for a girl in A&E (fact!)

now this is wot the website was created for many years ago, glad its finally taken off! much love Birdgay xx
p.s. i rekon birdgay is probably the best kind of gay? discuss...

p.p.s. dave is right. wot can i say, with my flowing locks and petite frame its an easy mistake. probably a gud thing for all our sakes im not gonna b at social, otherwise we mite all hav a little explainin to do after!

tiss has larger tits that 50% of women. fact.

Best gay = camp gay... arn't they adorable and lovely. Fun to look and laugh at, scary as hell if they come on to you (tiss, pops)

Other gays i enjoy..Gay best friend (chris yu). Always seen with girls but getting nowhere. Chris is the GBF!

Open gays - rofe and marcin, never afraid to dance with their cocks out in pop tarts or pull numerous men...special mention to rofe for outdoing us all 2 weeks ago by resting his penis on a girls head on the stage at pop tarts!

x

Matthew Clark wrote:tiss has larger tits that 50% of women. fact.

Hahaha

...And yes, I know my own tits are on par with most page 3 girls, so no need to point it out...

last nite after jazz evenin bumped into chris yu walkin down west st on his own.... n guess where he was goin? no jokes....WOKMANIA!! rekon he was probably wrkin the late shift!

p.s. well done again pops n webster

p.p.s. good luck wif matches n social this weekend guys

the banter died r.i.p

Well last night on the Medics bar crawl Tissa asked my girlfriend if she had come as him on a weekday.

What did she actually come as?